Snizzing.........

Well I know that it has been a while since I have posted but in case you did not know I was a little bit busy with basketball -- which unfortunately came to a quicker end than I would have liked. Consequently these next few posts will not be chronological -- but rather a stream-of-consciousness work focusing on the experiences I have yet to share.

And here is a doozie!!!

So this afternoon I had the longest haircut of my life (1.5 hours and considering my hair is as short as Leehu's this is an amazinf amount of time). As such I did not have a chance to go pee before heading to do my errands.

I figured -- no big deal -- just heading to Hobby Lobby to get some scrapbook stuff for the baby -- how long could that take?? Well, as you can see by my naive comment above scrapbooking is NOT one of my main hobbies. So there I am -- 30 lbs overweight, immense pressure pushing down, and a full bladder. Unconscious of the impending doom I continued to wander the aisles looking for some meaning in the madness of this craft store. Needless to say over an hour later I headed to the checkout. Where -- of course -- to make it more difficult -- the lines were about 10 people long. So I waited..... and waited..... and waited....and then all of sudden the craft dust got into my nose and a sneeze was imminent!!

So lets do the math: full bladder + 30lbs of weight + unstoppable sneeze = snizzing!!! (sneeze + whizzing)

Yes my friends my first (and hopefully only) experience with a bladder that could'nt quite hold it all in and stand up to the pressure -- it is no Atlas -- in fact my Atlas "shrugged"!!!!

Oh well --- depends are on their way I am sure -- although I have learned a valuable lesson in pressure and physics.

Note to self : alway use the restroom before shopping!!!